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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"
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"If Microsoft releases a car... If Microsoft releases a car called Win10 . The same car would fit all size of drivers, from ants to Whales."
"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."
"Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano? He was fingering a minor"
"Black people play 2k, then go to them gym and start trying to be like Kobe. White people play Call of Duty, then go to school and try to go on a 25-kill streak."
"Reading the three bears to the boys and six says,""Goldilocks slept in every bed!"" ""Son.That's the meaning of life. Only date brunettes"""
"What do you call an angry German? A sour kraut."
"What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4"
"A goldfish is a great pet if you're wanting to be forced to explain death to your toddler sometime within the next 48 hours."
"WIFE: [crying] guess what my sister just told me ME: she's a liar WIFE: are you saying her dog didn't die? ME: [wiping sweat] I love you"