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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox? A Viberator"
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"If Donald Trump becomes president all the immigrants nd their cultures gunna leave nd white people gunna be stuck with their nasty ass food"
"""what if today's the day you learn about tacos and ostriches? You don't want to miss that, do you?"" - me manipulating my kid to school."
"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."
"f Germany is the ""Fatherland"" and Russia is the ""Motherland"", was the Second World War a divorce case?"
"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."
"My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart."
"I haven't heard from DAEMON MAILER in years. I really hope he's okay..."
"STUDENT: Will there be a final? PROFESSOR: Does a bear shit in the woods? BEAR STUDENT: *from the back row* Thats none of your damn business"
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."