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Joke of the Day

"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."

"I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok."

"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."

"How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon? Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!"

"There was a man so poor and broke... That when someone stole his wallet, the robber went bankrupt."

"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."

"Why are there fences around cemeteries? people are dying to get in."

"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"

"Of course Goldman Sachs called their clients ""muppets"" Some of them ended up living in garbage cans."

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."