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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."

"Happy Alentine's Ay! It's like Valentine's Day, except without the V or the D"

"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."

"The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans! Person: ""Why?"" Dad: ""Because he's got lots of Hans!"""

"If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me."

"What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear"

"What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be"

"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."

"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"

"[NSFW]Why the Higgs boson is so respected by other particles? He decides who gets some ass."