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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, if he says he would go to the ""end of the earth"" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland."

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"

"Pedophiles really get on my nerves... They're fucking immature assholes."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."

"What medication that can make people inspire you? Aspirin sorry guys"

"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"

"What do you call the Knight who started the Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"

"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."