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Joke of the Day
"In my old age I may have developed alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's."
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"Apparently, when they say 'black tie' they expect you to wear more than just a black tie. Like I'm a mind reader."
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"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."
"Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES"