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Joke of the Day
"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."
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"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"
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"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"
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"What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on? The Dark Knight Rises"
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"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A Pat on the head"