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Joke of the Day

"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"

"Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."

"Damn girl, are you from Syria? Because you're revolting."

"If God is a DJ, life is a dance floor, and love is a rhythm, then you are on LSD."

"2 Goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"My dad always warned me about anal sex He said son this is gonna hurt"

"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"

"Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn? Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight"

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."