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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you sit under a cow? A Pat on the head"

"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"

"I heard there are hillbillies dressing up as clowns and threatening people... They call themselves the Ku Klux Klown"

"What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake? First time posting to r/baking."

"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"

"Yesterday I extinguished a colleague's cigarette at the office with a water pistol. Adds firefighter to resume"

"What is any guy's dream first job? A blowjob"

"Relationships are a two way street navigated by women who are backseat drivers and men who refuse to use maps."

"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."

"Red. My least favorite urine color."