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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."
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"""Hurt me!"" she cried, jumping onto the bed and stripping her clothes off seductively... ""Alright,"" I said. ""You're a terrible cook and I fancy your sister."""
"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""
"Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz."
"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "
"What activity is easier as it gets harder? Pissing on the ceiling"
"It's actually pretty tough to write a Reddit joke that insults Trump supporters. Because they probably can't read it."
"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"
"For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant."
"What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite."