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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to hide a body? Buried in the third page of google search results."

"Why did the baker have so many customers? He desperately kneaded the dough!"

"What's brown and sticky? a stick"

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on."

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."

"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."

"If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on."