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Joke of the Day

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."

"""Is that water potable"" ""I guess if you put it in a bucket or something"""

"I like my coffee like I like my women hand-picked brazilian."

"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"

"Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."

"Peanut Butter A man walks into a psychiatrist's office masturbating with a jar of peanut butter. He asks the doctor, ""Well, whaddya think?"". The doctor replied, ""I think you're fucking nuts."""

"Where does Crazy Horse live? In an unstable."

"Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to make an ocean of soda? It was pure Fantasea"