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Joke of the Day

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"OJ's son must have been the murderer.... ... because when he went to OJ that night to borrow his car keys, OJ said, ""..go aXe your mother"""

"I'm no Dr. Phil, but I bet if you tell at least 5 people to fcuk off today you'll feel better."

"Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine? Because doing so would be incense-itive!"

"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."

"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."

"I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. She said ""I don't know, I've never looked"""

"Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry."

"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."