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Joke of the Day

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"

"i'm fat but at least i'm not ""my facebook profile picture is a pokemon"" fat"

"They were just called ranch doritos until they started smoking parliaments and listening to mumford and sons"

"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"

"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."

"Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"Yes, milk from cows tastes nice. But to the person that first found that out..you have issues bro"

"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""

"I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night... ...the handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket."