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Joke of the Day
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them."
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"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""
"Sometimes I smoke a cigarette after sex because it's hard to explain that I'm lighting a match to get rid of the smell."
"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
"I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman."
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"Who's the artist you find in the supermarket? Salvador Deli"
"Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with? Because all he says is ""Chug Chug Chug"""
"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""
"1) put away your phone. 2 isn't that better? 3) take out your phone again. 4) isn't that better?"