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Joke of the Day

"If a boy touches your... Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Daughter: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"""

"What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !"

"What do you call gummy semites? Chews!"

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's in tents."

"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."

"Cops don't have penises, instead they have wieners Because they're made out of pork."

"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"

"My doctor told me I'm suffering from a Superman complex. But I couldn't stay for long, so I had to fly."