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Joke of the Day
"My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location."
Next Joke
"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."
"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* why aren't there any female Transformers?!?"
"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"
"My mate Dave drowned... For his funeral, we got a wreath in the shape of a life saver. It's what he would've wanted."
"How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!"
"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"
"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."
"Why did the Soviet union fail? Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P"
"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."