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Joke of the Day

"I'd read books on my iPad but it has movies and those work better with my stupid."

"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."

"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"

"[couple tossing baby back and forth] [music stops] judge: custody granted dad: [holding baby] AW DAMMIT"

"Why was Jokeexplainbot angry? Because someone was pushing his buttons!"

"What did Hitler do to people who didn't like his facial hair? He sent them to Stauschwitz."

"What is Tom Hanks' wireless password? 1forrest1"

"whenever u hear a creak at night, dont wory its nothimg scary! its just a reminder that somthing u think is solid like a house actualy moves"

"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. Bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots."" And the robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""