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Joke of the Day

"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"

"I've just joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand there and ting."

"A bold move... **move**"

"I'm white, but not ""clap my hands above my head at a hip hop concert"" white."

"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"

"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"Who takes the most drugs? The police."

"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"

"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."