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Joke of the Day
"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."
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"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba-Dum-Tsss"
"Why did the monkey paint his balls red? So he could hide in the cherry tree... What's the most load noise in the jungle? ... A giraffe eating cherries!"
"A cool thing about me is that I have 3 academic degrees and only several more dollars in the bank"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."
"""Can you believe I got something decent at a piece of shit store like Sears?"" - every Sears commercial"
"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."
"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"
"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."
"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."