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Joke of the Day
"A cool thing about me is that I have 3 academic degrees and only several more dollars in the bank"
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"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"
"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"