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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants."
"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."
"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."
"My new Muslim Girlfriend keeps talking about a blow-job. I don't know whether to get my cock out or to warn London transport.........."
"Afroman was going to vote. But then he got high.."
"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
"What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other? Wanna go phishing?"
"You had me at: I'm calling the police."