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Joke of the Day

"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."

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"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"Never know what to say at funerals. ""Sorry I ran over him"" just feels so hollow."
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks! And it sucks *hard*. ( )"
"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."
"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."
"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""
"Why did the chicken cross the street to get to the other side #rekt"
"One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized."