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Joke of the Day

"THE DOCTOR WITH HIS PATIENT The doctor to the patient: You are very sick' The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion?' The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too...'"

"One time I was holding this little girl's hand walking through the woods at night. She said: ""I'm scared!"" I said:"" Well then how do you think I feel? I gotta walk back alone!"""

"As a middle class first world citizen, I still feel I know just as much about working in a sweatshop in China as the children themselves. After all, I've walked a mile in their shoes."

"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."

"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"

"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."

"Jesus loves me, but I told him that I could never date a pool boy."

"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."

"Why did the alcoholic never realize his dream of becoming a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the BAR."

"Beer commercials tell us we should drink ""responsibly"". So I'm starting a college fund for my kids with all the empty cans."