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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves me, but I told him that I could never date a pool boy."
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"Her: ""Will you still love me if you win 1 million dollars at the lottery?"" Him: ""Of course, baby! But I will miss you..."""
"Open Window Mrs: Hello, please send a MAINTENANCE personnel!! my husband will jump on the window!! Hurry up!! Administrator: Mam why maintenance? Mrs:Bec. the window did not open.."
"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around stalking you after you toss a load in it."
"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."
"Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering."
"What is a six figure income? 9 year old Nephew: Triangle?? No Square??"
"What makes football players bi-sexual? They play with Cleats and Balls all day."
"I know I'm supposed to be outraged about this whole NSA phone tapping scandal, but I've got to admit, its a little refreshing that after a decade of marriage, someone is finally listening to me."
"WIFE: He's just so distant lately ME [skywriting]: U N T R U E"