159584

Joke of the Day

"As a middle class first world citizen, I still feel I know just as much about working in a sweatshop in China as the children themselves. After all, I've walked a mile in their shoes."

Next Joke
 
"What do you call Jewish folk that died from agent orange? *german accent* Orange Juice"
"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."
"I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... He's still Tumbling!"
"Fire at will! Why does everyone hate Will? ^^courtesy ^^of ^^my ^^Uncle ^^Rick"
"They say you get closer to God when you die.. because you stop existing"
"TIME TRAVELER: I'm here from the future ME: Really? Who wins the election? TT: Omg it's such a disgrace ME: You need to be more specific"
"Why did Lindsay Lohan walk into a movie theater? She heard there were free shots."