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Joke of the Day

"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."

"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"

"What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist? Pronounce this word: unionized"

"Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union."

"What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist."

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and a bitch is all of them I feel you"

"Two fish are in a tank. . . One turns to the other and asks **""How do you drive this thing?""**"

"My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance. We'll see about that."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"

"Someone keeps sending me envelopes with cartoon dicks on them. I hate junk mail."