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Joke of the Day
"What is the #1 cause of paedophilia? Sexy children."
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"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."
"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."
"My entire life I have never been able to finish anything. Most recent is this punch"
"What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone"
"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"
"Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans"
"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."