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Joke of the Day

"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country"

"It's been discovered that protons have mass. Which is odd because I didn't even know they are Catholic."

"What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op."

"You think you're hardcore? Watch THIS! *Drinks vodka straight from the potato*"

"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."

"If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?"

"Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't"

"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"