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"If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen. He could have been protected from harmful rays."
"A Banana and a Vibrator are sitting on a bedside table the banana says ""I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna fucking eat ME"""
"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""
"Pete and Repete are in a boat together. Pete jumps out of the boat. Who is left in the boat?"
"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"
"*Aquarium GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off...ma'am don't flash the octopus ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok"
"Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster."