228822
Joke of the Day
"Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job."
Next Joke
"The prince didn't mind living in his father's luxurious house but some days it was hard living in the chateau of his father"
"Hey people, I've invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"The Doctor said I should stop with all this phone sex. He said I might get hearing aids."
"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."
"3 guys walk into a bar... ... the fourth one ducks."
"Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close."
"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"What do you call a gay guy with a boner. Homo Erectus"
"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle."