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Joke of the Day
"My entire life I have never been able to finish anything. Most recent is this punch"
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"Yes you impress me but so does a new set of windshield wipers."
"I like my women how I like my pudding. With their tops off and my penis in them."
"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"
"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"
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"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."
"Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog."
"Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked."
"If I got 1$ for every failed math exam... I'd have $ 10.30 now."