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Joke of the Day

"A sandwich walks into a bar. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""

"DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine."

"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""

"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"

"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend. Perfectly regulated office temperatures are a girl's best friend."

"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."

"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."

"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."