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Joke of the Day
"What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's dick."
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"If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas."
"A sloth walks into a bar 10 minutes later, bartender says ""Sorry we're closed."""
"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."
"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."
"I invented telescopic arms for snooker players........and the rest is history."
"Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet."
"[WARNING, spoilers ahead!] 1.) Storing milk at room temperature 2.) Grandparents 3.) Black people in a movie theatre"
"TIL that Geneva has the biggest meeting place for Homosexual scientists in the world. It's called the ""Large Hardon Collider"""
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."