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Joke of the Day

"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."

"What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"

"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."

"What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THATS NOT FUNNY!"

"I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way."

"What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry? A rushin' russian."

"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."

"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."