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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college? So he could spend a semester a broad."

"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."

"My new washing machine plays a tune very similar to an ice cream truck when it's finished. There's no ice cream in there. I checked. Twice."

"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure? The back of her head."

"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."

"My mate went bald ten years ago and he still has his old comb that he used to use . He just cant part with it."

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"Did you guys hear about the new cocaine dealer in town? I hear he comes highly recommended."