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Joke of the Day
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
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"[baby takes its first steps] me in a cop outfit: not even close to a straight line buddy, you're going away for a long long time."
"Michael J. Fox was in a car crash... ...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. ""Yeah..."" Michael said ""I'm just a little shaken up"""
"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"
"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."
"I like to push the ""stop time"" button on the microwave and walk around in slow motion until my wife calls me an idiot."
"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"I know karate and tons of other words."
"I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby..."
"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."