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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."
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"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."
"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"
"Yelp Review: Babies Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend."
"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"
"If Google can't find the answer, it's not a question."
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"
"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"
"Honk all you want, but if I don't eat these donuts at this green light I'll have to share them at home."
"Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight? Cos they don't fancy each other."