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Joke of the Day
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Next Joke
"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
"Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank."
"What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos? Thoreau Back Thursday"
"What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest? Hiking"
"Handjob contest Beat off the competition"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."
"If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though."
"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."
"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."