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Joke of the Day
"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."
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"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist... [Corny Meme](http://imgur.com/b0CrsHL.jpg)"
"[NSFW] what do you call a Uk police woman with a shaved pussy? Cuntstubble"
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