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Joke of the Day
"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
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"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"
"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"
"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"
"A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, ""Sir, you have to stop masturbating."" The man asks, ""Why, doc?"" And the doctor replies, ""Because I'm examining you!"""
"Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend? It's not like they had to be there..."
"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"
"Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."
"What's brown and sticky? a stick"
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?"