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Joke of the Day

"A man and a boy were walking in the woods... A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says ""I'm scared,"" and the man replies ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"

"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."

"Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me."

"Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead."

"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""

"There's a new show on Broadway based on the dictionary It's a play on words"

"Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards."

"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"