152321

Joke of the Day

"Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me."

"Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 ""we are praying for you"" & an intervention."

"Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken."

"Diablo 3 Horrible Choices Made Dear Diary... Today we chose to let our friend Wookie play ET Wizard... Now we all have new necklaces made out of rope."

"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."

"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""

"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."

"Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a sedan."

"I've decided to fight my addiction I'm not posting on reddit until next year"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"