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Joke of the Day

"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."

"My butcher's assistant is a little person. I tried to bet him he couldn't sell me one of his top-shelf filets. ""No bet,"" he said. ""The steaks are too high."""

"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."

"C'mon phone, let's go to bed."

"What's a Jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts"

"The Samsung Galaxy S6... The Samsung Galaxy S6 has a worse memory loss than your grandmother's Alzheimer [First joke, go easy, pretty please?]"

"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."

"I went by the house I grew up in and went to the door and asked if I could take a look around. They said ""no"" and slammed the door in my face Parents can be real jerks"

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."