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Joke of the Day

"I saw a how-to page on record scratch and DJ techniques. It was a wikki-wikki Wiki."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"

"What happens when Donald gets a boner? A Trup vote."

"Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that's why I haven't been at work in six years."

"Penis It's an insideher joke"

"I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday."

"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"They say alcohol cures everything, but that's a lie... It still hasn't cured my alcoholism."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"

"What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? ""Dino what you're thinking."""