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Joke of the Day

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say ""wrong hole"""

"What do black people drink during the Holiday Season? Nignog"

"Canadian castles... They really aren't my fort-eh."

"They said the kids that bullied me in school would be pumping my gas one day but 1 just got a modeling contract who do I talk to about this"

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."

"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"

"What are the 2 most important holes in the female body? No, you f**king pervert. It's her nostrils. How else could she breathe while giving you a blowjob?"

"I went to Florida, had sex with some gay reptiles and bought some bottles of sports drink I now have gatorades. :("

"I'm sorry I burned down your house, but the Mythbusters told me not to try it at home and you should really lock your doors when you go out."