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Joke of the Day

"I want to tell a Moses joke... but I haven't chosen one."

"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"

"Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course? Because it's a crime to drink and drive."

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"What does it take for a Beatles reunion? Two Bullets."

"The cat is heat and keeps presenting herself to the dog I'm just sitting here with my finger hovering above the record button."

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"Little boy: ""daddy, I want to be a Men's Rights Activist when I grow up"" Dad: son, don't grow up to be an irritating wuss"

"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"

"A Jewish kid walks up to his grandfather.... A jewish kid walks up to his grandfather and says ""Hey poppa, can I have 50 dollars?"" And the grandfather responds ""40 dollars? I don't have 30 dollars."""