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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between spit and swallow? A firm grip on the back of her head."

"My pedophile support group kicked me out last week I was getting a little behind"

"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""

"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"

"In the year 2065, old men will say 'bae'"

"The Internets recipe for Cream Pie is different than my Grandmothers"

"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."

"Kill the time Teacher - How did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or Internet? Smart student - i've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters..."

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"What do a Typhoon and Aquaman have in common? They both come in waves. Context: In Taiwan at the moment, thought of this while watching motorcycles get knocked over by wind."