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"I like my women like I like my slaves: Coffee. Wait..."
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"My mom woke up early every morning to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch at school. She knew the crusts were my favorite part. She hated me so much."
"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."
"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."
"I hate how sometimes I let my guard down and then all my inmates get away."
"How many dyslexics does it screw to take in a light bulb?"
"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"
"A worm crawled out from a plate of spaghetti and exclaimed... ""Man, that was one hell of a gangbang!"""
"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""
"Saying, ""I'm sorry,"" is the same as saying, ""I apologize."" Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin"