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Joke of the Day
"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""
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"What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor? One with everything"
"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"
"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."
"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."
"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""
"What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run? A small medium at large."
"Fun fact: The hip word ""chillax"" is a combination of the slang term ""chill"" and the more traditional word ""laxative."""
"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."
"Marriage is full of surprises but it's mostly just asking each other ""do you have to do that right now?"""