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Joke of the Day
"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""
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"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."
"What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common? They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!"
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women"
"What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks."
"I like my friends like I like my coffee... I gave it up for lent"
"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."
"What do you call a polish guy on a boat? A fishing pole"