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Joke of the Day

"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."

"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."

"My favorite deleted scene from Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo & Frodo discover they have a long lost hipster cousin called Douche Baggins."

"Wanna know a joke? Look through this subreddit, there are plenty of good ones to be found!"

"Why are Eskimos always alone? Because they like being ice-olated"

"What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl? When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."

"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"

"A builder came up to me. He said, ""Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"" ""Yes,"" I said. ""You just have to balance it on a flat surface."""

"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*"